How to dance the “Leland Shuffle” in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Find your center.
Step 2: Accept the inevitability of the dance.
Step 3: Snap yo’ fingers.
Step 4: Rock it back…
Step 5: …and forth.
Step 6: Grab a partner. No, literally, grab one!
Step 7: Get rejected.
Step 8: Swallow sadness.
Step 9: Begin weeping. The louder, the better.
Step 10: Assume the fetal position.
Well, there you have it, the legendary “Leland Shuffle.” Pull this one out at the club this weekend, and we guarantee you’ll get more ass than a toilet seat.
(via sailorswayze)
